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Joke of the Day

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's the best plan healthcare.gov could offer me."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill."

"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"

"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."

"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."

"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."

"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"