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Joke of the Day
"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."
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"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud"
"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."
"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."
"My wife asked me, ""Where's your wedding ring?"" I said, ""I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."""
"My favourite sexual move is the JFK I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"
"""Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?"" - People"