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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."

"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"

"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"

"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."

"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"I love mange tout... ...but I couldn't eat a whole one."