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Joke of the Day

"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"

"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"Light is useful It helps us 'c' things."

"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."

"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"