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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now."
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"I tried to catch fog the other day I mist"
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"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"
"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"
"I'm all out of damns to give, and only have a few flying f*cks left... but I'm saving those for a special occasion."
"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"
"What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf."
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"