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Joke of the Day
"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."
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"Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun."
"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"Is this why we're in a recession? Because babies were trading our stocks?"
"if the plan is ""eat pancakes now figure out life later"" then yes everything is going according to plan"
"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"
"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."
"I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively."
"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"