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Joke of the Day
"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."
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"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
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"The Mistaken Hiker"
"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""
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"French Guns for sale! Never Fired, dropped only once."
"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."