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Joke of the Day
"We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents."
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"Pretty sure Craigslist is just a secret genetics lab and they send out their failed experiments to come pick up the stuff you sell there."
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer, It never gets old."
"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"
"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."
"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"
"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."