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Joke of the Day

"[describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth"

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."

"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."

"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."

"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"

"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"

"USA soccer We Ghana win."

"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""