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Joke of the Day
"My idea of responsibility is plugging my phone in at mid-day"
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"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"
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"What do you call a water bottle that objects? A rebuttle"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!"
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
"Three blondes walk into a bar You would think at least one of them would have seen it."