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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural."
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"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MACE"
"My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in my life She then complains that I never contact her."
"What do you call a girl who hunts owls? A hooters shooter girl"
"I'd rather see someone on the street coming towards me with a knife than a clipboard."
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."