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Joke of the Day
"If Ursa Minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?"
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"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."
"I accidently pooped myself in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"
"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"
"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"I ordered a pizza. I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?"
"I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you."
"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""