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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
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"Church of Frugality: ""Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."""
"So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves."
"""I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but-"" *The Devil appears* ""Please do not advocate for me, you are the fucking worst."""
"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."
"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"
"After many years I've realized I'm allergic to beer. It causes me to break out in places. Places I have no idea how to get home from."