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Joke of the Day

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."

"I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, ""At least they picked me"""

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"

"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."

"I've replaced my neighbors toothpaste with Napalm, and left him a free pack a cigarettes. Now we wait."

"A Muslim goes onto a plane ride I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang."

"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""