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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"
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"Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying ""keys"" in case I thought they were llamas."
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"
"GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon"
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."
"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"
"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."