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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."
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"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."
"""Are you pulling my leg?"" ""No, why?"" ""It just dropped off."" ""Well, don't wake it up."""
"I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-"
"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."
"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."
"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""