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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."

"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"

"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0"

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""

"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."