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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0"

"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."

"[Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"How do rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump Kin"

"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"So I go in for my physical... And the doctor says ""I need a semen, stool, and urine sample."" I say ""Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?"" *Taken from Bill Paxton in Predator 2.*"

"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."