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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."

"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."

"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"

"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"

"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."

"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"