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Joke of the Day

"An athiest, a redditor, and a narassist walked into a bar... He was immediately thrown out for being under 21"

"Why I don't trust women.... Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."

"What does a subatomic duck say? Quark."

"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."

"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""

"When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon? Tennish."

"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."