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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"
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"an octopus is just a wet spider"
"It's impossible to embarrass me because once the door opens on you while you're pooping on an amtrak train, you become untouchable"
"Hush little laptop dont you cry mommas gonna find you another wifi."
"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"
"What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away."
"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"
"It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour.."
"A blond goes to the doctor Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair, what should I do before going to sleep? Doctor: Lock the door"
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."