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Joke of the Day
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
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"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"
"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"
"Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday"
"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."
"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"
"I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say ""Guess what!?"" they really mean it when they say ""Chicken butt."""