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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."
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"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."
"Today was the annual Running of the Bulls in Spain. So if you're sick of all the fake injuries at the World Cup, get ready for some real ones."
"I should have been a psychic I hear they make a fortune."
"Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say ""do you know who I am?"" because while I wait I like to be introspective"
"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"
"What's the difference between a joke and 2 dicks? You can take 2 dicks."
"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."
"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."