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Joke of the Day
"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."
Next Joke
"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."
"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."
"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"
"If you really think about it. Its kind of weird ""yoga pants"" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries"
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."
"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"