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Joke of the Day

"Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'"

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."

"Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair."

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi"

"""Another day another dollar."" - African kids"

"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."

"Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?"

"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"