142880
Joke of the Day
"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."
Next Joke
"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"
"breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later."
"My bread baking business has gone a rye."
"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."
"Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes."
"Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?"
"""I'll sleep when I'm Ned!"" -Exhausted pre-op who plans to go by Ned after the surgery"
"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"