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Joke of the Day

"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"

"If Ben Franklin was a Nazi, how would he have discovered electricity? By frying kikes."

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"

"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe... Its fucking close to water."

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."

"My therapist asked me if I ever black out because I drank to much alcohol. I responded ""Not that I can remember."""

"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."

"[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos"

"I had my first ever threesome last night... There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time."

"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"