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Joke of the Day

"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."

"How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie."

"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""

"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."