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Joke of the Day

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."

"What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them."

"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"

"Whats white and salty? Salt."

"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke."

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."