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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*"
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why bother calling it?"
"What's faster than light? Darkness, my old friend."
"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
"What happens when you go to the bathroom scared? A spooky dookie."
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"
"When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion."
"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."