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Joke of the Day

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."

"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Remarry"

"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."

"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."

"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."

"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."

"Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate."