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Joke of the Day
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
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"Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no"
"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"
"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""
"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."