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Joke of the Day

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""

"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."

"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"

"What happens when memes get lose? ( )"

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"