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Joke of the Day
"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"
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"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."
"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"
"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."
"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."
"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"