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Joke of the Day
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
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"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
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"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"Why can't the average white girl pass Math? Because she can't even."
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"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."