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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss"
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"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"
"What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans? Baked Beans"
"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"
"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."
"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."
"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"