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Joke of the Day
"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."
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"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."
"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... One turns to the other and says ""It's getting pretty hot in here isn't it? "" The other muffin says ""Holy shit! A talking muffin! """
"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"
"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"
"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."
"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."