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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a armless, legless man in water? Bob."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it..... It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? A 10 inch long cock."
"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."
"CD worms made tapeworms obsolete."
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"
"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"