185842

Joke of the Day

"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"

Next Joke
 
"If I have seizures brought on by soda... Do I have Pepsilepsy?"
"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."
"i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles"
"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."
"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"
"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"
"All Women want is a Guy that makes them laugh- And from what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious"