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Joke of the Day
"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."
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"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."
"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""
"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"I am Looking a Bank I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone...."
"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""
"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"
"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere"