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Joke of the Day
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
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"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"
"I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell."
"What type of plant can you use to make phone calls? A telefern"
"What medical specialty will start to experience large fluctuations in income from payers? Eurology"
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."
"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."