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Joke of the Day

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."

"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"

"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"

"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."

"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."

"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"