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Joke of the Day

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"What is light and red? Pink"

"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."

"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"

"Just got back from my secret society meeting. I'm really pleased with next year's Golden Globe winners."

"What do you call sandpaper on fire? Bernie Sanders"

"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."

"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"