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"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"
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"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."
"Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train."
"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"
"My calculus professor recently divorced his wife .. .. one day he simply told her ""I'm making a you substitution""."
"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""
"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
"Just my luck... ""I sure do like your finger in my pussy, but your ring hurts."" ""Uh, I'm not wearing any rings. Baby, that's my wristwatch..."""
"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."