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Joke of the Day

"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"

"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"

"Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse."

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

"What's the worst thing to read in Braille? Don't touch this."

"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"

"Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together."

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"A message from a girl Received a messages from a girl, ""come quickly to me, there's nobody home."" I went. Indeed, there was no one."

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"