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Joke of the Day

"I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? - Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ..."

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"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"
"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."
"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
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