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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
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"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"
"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"
"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."
"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."
"My mother came up to me and said, ""Son, what does MILF stand for?"" I said, ""Mum I'd Like to Fuck"" She said, ""Ok, let me bath first."""
"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"
"Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird's head and that bird just kept right on eating. I've never before felt this close to nature."
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."