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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a whale? You wait until last call and use a good pick up line."

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction."

"What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest? Ones a pant in the country the others a..."

"Why the hell do they call it fruit punch, like where do they get ""punch"" fr.. *gets knocked out by a grapefruit*"

"Just finished my book about how to get laid at bars. It's called The Girl With the Lower-Back Tattoo."

"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"

"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."