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Joke of the Day

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."

"Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!"

"Q: You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? A: Pluck a duck."

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."

"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"

"I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine. Credit: Quirk."

"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"

"My hobbies include 1. Refreshing the same fucking apps over and over 2. Winning arguments in my head that are already over 3. Starring into the fridge because I'm bored ..."