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Joke of the Day
"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"
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"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"
"Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"
"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."
"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"
"A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!"""
"A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. ""What's your name?"" Asks the chicken. ""Bond, James Bond,"" Says 007. ""And how about you?"" ""Ken,"" Says the chicken. ""Chic Ken."""
"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"
"Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack mainly because their hearts are already broken"