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Joke of the Day
"[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ""Go on without me"""
Next Joke
"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."
"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""
"Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in? Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower."
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke"
"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop."