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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."

"It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot."

"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"Where are male pornstars buried? Deadwood."

"If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus."

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."